Humor
Saturday, July 31, 2004
Swiss toilet - is that real?
http://home.centurytel.net/cty90143/jpeg/humor/swisstoilet.htm
“Here’s a picture of a public toilet in Switzerland that’s made
entirely out of one-way glass. No one can see you in there, but when
you are inside, it looks like you’re sitting in a clear glass box.
Would you use it?”
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Man Exposes Self During Airport Screening
Man Exposes Self During Airport Screening
By The Associated Press
“MINNEAPOLIS - Daryl Miller didn’t make it through airport security because he couldn’t keep his pants on.
Airport police said a security screener was waving a metal-detecting wand over Miller’s pants area on Friday when Miller pulled his shorts down to his ankles. He wasn’t wearing any underwear.
Miller then said, “There, how do you like your job,” thus ending the screening, according to the police report. He was charged with indecent exposure and released on $300 bail.
“We’ve never had anybody do that before,” said airport police Lt. Matt Christenson. “But it’s not abnormal for people to become frustrated with the screening process.”
Miller also became belligerent during the screening, Transportation Security Administration officers told police. One TSA employee also told police that Miller had a note inside a magazine in his bag with an expletive, and told a TSA employee “Oh yeah, it’s for you” when asked who the note was directed at.
“This person exposed themself in a public area, a clear violation of the law, and we needed to take some action on that, otherwise everybody would be dropping their pants,” Christenson said.”
Yeah, I’m sure.
Thursday, June 24, 2004
State: Bounce Oklahoma jurist for “pumping it up” on bench
Another reader contribution, thanks!
State: Bounce Oklahoma jurist for “pumping it up” on bench
“JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. ...”
I can’t even think of a comment.
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